Keely ([info]rockpapergun) wrote,
@ 2009-02-10 18:43:00
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Current mood: tired

I've run out of coffee & am bored

I need to dye my hair again, the light roots are coming through & it makes me look as though I'm balding in contrast to the rest of it. It's how I imagine my reflection will look in 40 years when I'm 63 & my hair's thinning. I'm too lazy to dye it at the moment, plus this rain doesn't seem to be stopping & I won't be able to leave the house without looking like my scalp's bleeding. The perils of being a woman, bald or bleeding, take your pick.

Family crisis at the moment, a much younger member of my family has got herself knocked up, all hell has broken loose. Apparently she's quite happy about it, & if I was a bit closer to her I'd try to do the supportive thing. It seems a bit impersonal to send her a message on facebook to say "Heard you're sprogged up. E-mail me if you need to talk", but that's what I basically did. Since I'm generally regarded as the black sheep of the family (by that side, anyway) she may not want to speak to me, but at least she'll probably come to me if she decides not to keep it.

Today I've mostly sat around, reading Oryx & Crake & getting frustrated with the amount of typos in Margaret Atwood's work. I noticed plenty in The Edible Woman when I read it last week, & thought maybe it was just a fluke, but no, there are about 30 in this one as well. I still like it, so far it's a good read, but surely there's no excuse for THAT many when you're a famous author who can pay good money for proof-readers?

I can't wait until Emma gets here on Friday. I think she needs to get hammered & talk crap in dingy old pubs after the past few weeks, & I'm always happy to oblige with that!




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[info]feeble_slumber
2009-02-10 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Do you have red hair and blonde roots too? People sometimes ask if I'm going grey. NAAAAAH silly cunts!

How old is that girl? I think you're too nice for offering your listening ears, I'd be too busy laughing sorry to say omg *hides*

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-02-11 01:14 am UTC (link)
I have blondey-reddy roots, but I dye my hair reallyreally red & it just looks riidiculous when it starts growing back! How often do you have to dye yours? I need to do mine about every two weeks, pain in the fucking arse! I have a tendancy to slap my hair about by accident when it's got dye on it, & my ceiling looks like I've gone on a killing spree.

She's 16, & mainly I'm hoping that if I help her I won't be invited to huge family get-togethers in the future. Everybody wins! Mwuahaha.
I must say, I like your style, cut-throat!

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[info]feeble_slumber
2009-02-11 06:30 am UTC (link)
Oeh really really red sounds really really good!
I dye it every 5 weeks but half of that time I walk around with bobbypins to cover up the bald looking spots EW
Howww do you get hairdye on your ceiling omg haha

Was she involved in a little condom accident or just dumb? It's so sad, aw.

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-02-11 08:38 am UTC (link)
I just have this vision of you with random bits of hair pinned all over the top of your head, good look, manic! When I was younger I used to just colour it in with red permanent marker until I could be bothered buying dye, but then the pen dried out & I'm too lazy to get a new one.
I get it on the ceiling when I'm in the shower, pretending that I'm in a hair dye advert & flick my hair about to show how luxurious & colourful it is now. I bring it on myself.

I don't know about the splittage, aghh, I should have put that in the facebook message. Maybe a multiple choice question of how the impregnation happened.
I wonder if she knows that you poo on the table in front of doctors when you give birth, & therefore it's not really as cool as people think.

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[info]feeble_slumber
2009-02-11 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Haha naaaah, only way I could describe it is messy babyhair, oh well, stalk my facebook if you want to see:p
I remember kids at school coloring their hair with markers haha! You're hardcore and a true trendsetter Keely, yes I like you haha. I'll even hire you when I have a bathroom to paint redl;)

Oh lawl you'd be the rudest family member ever, sounds good! I'm not a bad influence or anything really *cough*

Pooping on a table, for that reason alone I'd never have a baby *shivers*

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[info]i__see_monsters
2009-02-11 01:56 pm UTC (link)
so what's your haircolor now?
I dyed mine last night to 'deep reddish brown' and I can't help thinking I look like you now :( (minus the freckles)

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-02-11 02:12 pm UTC (link)
Same red as when I last saw you, it's just a bit darker now because the black didn't come out properly when I bleached it. Disaster!

Haha, mini-me!! I'm going to draw freckles on you when I see you next. I bet it suits you.

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-02-11 02:13 pm UTC (link)
OH & thanks for the sad face, looking like me isn't THAT horrific. I mean, it could be a lot better, but I rarely get pelted in the street & asked to leave theatre performances (just a few times).

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[info]i__see_monsters
2009-02-11 02:20 pm UTC (link)
LOOL that wasn't meant as an insult to you, but simply showing I'm not happy with my end result.. too red for my taste

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-02-11 02:29 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, it is an acquired taste, you're right. Get ye to a bottle of hair dye, girlo!

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[info]truntles
2009-03-20 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Hello, random stranger am I whom have been told to add you, can I? I have reallyreally red hair, too, and awful, blonde/greyish roots. This alone suggests we should be friends, no?

*does a little tapdance to persuade you*

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[info]rockpapergun
2009-03-20 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Hello!
Of course you can. I could only like you more had you offered money & pictures of Johnny Depp naked. As it is, you're friends with 3 people I think very highly of, therefore you're already far more immense than normal people!
I'll add you back this second.
Oh, wait, what's your name?
Keely x

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[info]truntles
2009-03-20 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Yayes! I would've offered money, alas I have none. I shall see what I can do about that naked Johnny Deppness, though. Obvs I have speshul konekshuns..........

My name is Linda! Or Lindoh! Depending on how internet!nerdy I feel at the moment! xx

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